Ruchhi...

Guys she says I (means me) have a pathetic Eng n ma vocabulary is nil. I wanted to take help of some Oxford Eng teacher to write a testimonial for Ruchika. Then I thought no person can do justice with my feelings, as I read somewhere that, “Big Emotions do not come from Big Words”, they come directly from heart. So what my little heart thinks about her I’ll tell you from the next line.
Let’s start with how we first met…

While most of the people meet at ‘Coffee Café’ we first met at “Cyber Café” of our college (Venky).
She was having some trouble with her system (gals u know) she was screaming for help but nobody was listening to her. I was sitting just next to her and was checking my mails, and I tell u - I’m really a kind hearted person. So I turned to her… but at that point of time I was not really talkative. So our eyes did all the talking and believe me eyes talk so wonderfully that I think we should shut up every now n then n let our eyes do d talking. So ASA I turned towards her,

Her eyes told me, “am having some trouble with my system”.

My eyes questioned, “What…Kinda…Trouble”?

Her eyes replied, “I have no idea but please help me out with this”.

My eyes replied, “Let me”.

In nanoseconds I asserted her problem. She smiled and thanks (she actually spoke this time). I smiled back and nodded and turned back to my system. ASA I turned back, another girl sitting aside Ruchi (must be Ruchi’s friend) told Ruchi that, “he is Kannu”. I almost jumped when I heard my name and I turned to them. They noticed this and did rest of the talk in murmur. I was wondering really heavily, “How the hell they know my name”. From the corner of my eyes, I checked her monitor she was uploading her pictures on Orkut. I had not checked the girl out yet, and then I checked her out. I did not find her a head turner, but in pics she was in green suit and looked like a real beauty to me. I have never seen such photographs of Ruchika after that. My eyes couldn’t look away from her pic. She noticed that am looking at her monitor and finally she got the chance to say something. She turned towards me and asked, “Are you kannu”? I looked at her then to her friend wondering, “What I did? How they know my name”? I replied, “I’m afraid, yes I’m”. She showed all her teeth and turned to her friends and put out her hand to me and said, “Hi! You know Indrani? We are her friends”.
Huh! I got a sigh of relief…
I replied, “Yes I do know her”, and smiled then questioned “where she is”? She said, “No idea” and turned to her friends and even they shrugged their shoulders, I said “hmm...” and turned back to my computer. Just, to cross check this I quickly opened my Orkut acc and checked Indrani’s friend list. I found Ruchika there, I scrapped her she replied in moments then we chatted for some time, just then I received call from Nikhil that our Maths' class is going on… I quickly signed out and left the computer and café without saying a “bye” to Ruchika.
I really wish we would have talked some more or at least I would have said a proper bye to her. So that was our first meeting.

Now, allow me to reveal this girl to you.
She is one of the few friends I have in this big bad world whom I can actually call a true friend...
People call her “ghodi” but I find her ‘gadhi’ (ass) rather a dumb ass. She does not have any idea that she is a treasure to her friends’ in fact to the whole world. Guys, I have seen her helping out unknowns. I really love her when she stands up for things. [: )]

She used to be very tomboyish in our college days. My friends always used to tell me that your friend behaves like a boy n even I used to feel that way. But some part of me always had a hint that there is a girl hidden inside her. And after college her tomboyish image evaporated and she transformed herself to the prettiest girl alive under the Sun. She’s the most eligible bachelor of the society, not only coz she is pretty and she has all the subtle qualities of a superb wife but also coz she is an annuity earner. This will provide some breathing space to her hubby in the cut-throat competition.



Sometimes I feel as if she is a kid, but her personality influence is so much that next moment she can make me feel like a kid. Coz she has such leadership qualities which you can notice any time. I noticed it, when we used to walk in a group… she always walked somewhat ahead of the troop…

Ohh!! How can I forget her one liner(s)?
1.) ‘I hate you for this’, followed by some “awkward” expression which am unable to describe.
2.) ‘I love you for this’, followed by a “giggle”.
3.) ‘Don’t tell me’, followed by some “frenzy” expression.
4.) ‘Shut-up’, waits for the person to be shut up, with lips folded inside.
5.) ‘Chal na!!’ followed by a “straight face” or sometimes to a “Question mark”.
6.) Last but not the least, ‘sahi baat hai’, followed by some “mature” expression, which does not suit her face at all. If you ask me.

Ruchi, did I here a chuckle?

Whenever she has to put the phone down, she uses ‘mai tujhse baad mai baat karti hun’. I really hate this line, specially her “baad”, which never comes. I wonder when her baad ‘ll come? Mere marne ke baad?


Anyway,
We have had many outings together at college days and even after that. We used to hang mainly around the area nearby our college and sometimes to some Gurudwara or a temple. Though we always used to roam alone only but I do not want to lable them as dates. We also used to stay till late in the college.
I still remember that evening…
It was 3’O Clock in my watch. I was lying alone on Venky lawns, listening to quality music from my world class walkman phone when she came in and sat beside me, removed my earphone and said, “Yar, I am a loser” Bullshit! I just stood up and asked who told you this crap? She replied am felling so. I wondered how she could be. She is the type of girl who can turn a loser into an achiever and believe me she has turned many. And even I am "one" of those “many”. I had never achieved more than some numbers in my grade card till I met this girl. Only after meeting her I got to know the real meaning of life. I got to know how to live my life better, how to enjoy life. I was a real lame loser (I’m still one) and she was calling herself a loser. Just then she screamed…
Kannu…, Kannu… are you listening?
I said whattt?
She said, where are youuu? Just come back to this world.
I replied, “yar I was thinking something”
She ignored my views and said’ you had “summer of ’69 na!” You still having it? Plz. Play it for me…
I wondered, ‘where this came from?’ but that’s Ruchika for you, and for me… and for everyone. Sometimes I do not understand this girl. Every time I try to understand her. Her eyes come in between. They stop me right there only and do not allow me to pass through her brain. She says, she has the “killer eyes” (may be), but I find them expressive… whatever is going in heart you can read it in her eyes.
While I was thinking this, she pumped my left earphone pin to my right ear and said, “tu bhi sun-2”, this made me somewhat uncomfortable and I came back to this world (again)… I noticed she had already cheered up. I still do not know what was the reason? Some music or she was feeling that I was ignoring her as I was lost in some Ruchika thoughts…
We listened some more songs from the phone. I noticed although Ruchika was listening music, laughing (externally) but internally she was somewhere else. Her eyes telling me the entire story (I’ve told you the expressive eyes.) even though she was desperately trying to hide her pain and faking a smile. But, I tell you faking do not come easily to Ruchika. Every time she tries to wear a happy-go-lucky mask on her face in front of me, She fails terribly. I get to know most (read all) of the things when I see her face. But most of the time I do not say anything… coz, I don’t know, “what to say in such situations) more importantly am really bad at handling crying girls. Sometimes I wish she would speak more about herself, about her problems with her friends (especially with close ones)… you know this actually reduces your pain. But she does not understand this…


She needs a lot of love; I need a lot of love and everyone else does too. Funny we never say it. It is okay to scream in public if you are hungry “I’m starving”. It is okay to make a fuss if you are tired “I’m so sleepy”. But somehow we cannot say, “I just need some more love”. Why can’t we say it, Ruchi? It is as basic a need.
You promise me from the next time, you’ll say this whenever you need more love.

Just then she punched me in my stomach and said, “I don’t know where you are today, am leaving” and she left me alone lying there to think about her forever.


There were whole lots of thing I wanted to write about her but I have told you about my limited eng.
I better cut out with this melodrama before it goes of hand… But babes... thanks for being there for me. With all your good advices and a free ear for me to scream and crib with! love ya babes! Take care always!!
Thumbs ups 2 our friendship!!! U ROCK!! Don’t forget me in u r life...life is too short so enjoy every bit!!! Always there for you!! :)

Payal...

Guys, this gal has requested me to write a testi as if I had an option to escape it...
So here I'm writing the one...whr to start with? hw abt d day we first met...[/)]I remember d day whn v first met(Eco Class!!!)...not knowing each other...not even a smile[:o][:o]...I was sitting alone waiting for any1 to join me thn u came in...I always wanted "u" to sit aside me...but to some bad luck n some gud luck u sat just ahead of me :D n blv meh I wasn't able to study that day [:o][:d]let's forget d day v met first...let's talk abt d day v ineratced first...rem?d lib café(in clg only)...I rem u were sitting on one of d system, den I came in & took d seat aside u. then v started wid some of d formal talks thn I hv showd u some of few mails I had in mah acc. then u said can u forward them on mah id? I said wid pleaure & fwded u some, then u asked hw to send E-cards? I gv u add of some of d sites frm whr one can send the E-cards then u sent few & one for meh too [:)]I was flattered.
Thn again we met at Lib café & you gv meh ur no, which actually I had taken frm youu [:p] …you wanna knw how? hehe!!…well, I’ll tell you whn we will meet nxt...Thn 3rd tym we met in lobby you were sitting wid ur friends…thn again, again & again & again.I found you 'kool' and you found me "irritating" (I still rem paddy's words. & evry now n then dey come n echoe in mah head.huh) but nevrthless we became such a gud frns...touch wood!!
Guys, now let me allow to reveal this girl in front of you ppl."Payal" is one girl who is an absolute sweetheart..she's charming, sparkling, absolute freak, influential & very friendly err...somewhat friendly. She behaves like as she is the hardest nut to crack, that she can't be intracted easily, nobody can approach her, blah-blah. But she's just the opp of it. She has the personality of a coconut, hard outside...soft inside; infact, inside she's like a banana (the only fruit you can cut with your lips) Don't take it literally. You'll be slapped to the floor[:d][:p]

I jus luv 2pull her leg...bt remembr she's sensitive so don cross da line..n Payal no matter hw many times u've embarrassed me(u kno wat im talkin abt) u're 1of those ppl i luv 2talk 2 cuz u're simply genuine(its hard 2find genuine ppl dese days u kno)!!!I just loved to hang around with her or atleast you can say near her [:p] sometimes I just used to find excuses to drop her at her home. She used to walk really fast. I had to walk(read run) really hard to catch-up with her. Sometimes I used to just screamed out 'can't you walk a bit slow?' she actually used to slow-down, but used to reply, 'I'll walk like this only, you don't wanna come. It's up to you' I used to just smile at this[:)]. We have 'n' no. of such dates.She has the cutest demands in the world... like, You please fill-up my examination form, there is a new ice-cream parlour has opened, you are purchasing 1 for me, or she can ask you to download some silly punjabi song, can ask for Windows-XP CD and even can say to write a testimonial for her.

Her dressing sense is just immaculate.She has such a lovely face that she do not need any princess dress to look b'ful and I tell you, I hv seen her looking wonderful in all dresses design for her age but her looks in suit z just irresistable. I dunno y ppl tell her that she looks like a small town girl type in suit[:o], it's just goes over ma head. I feel, It's reason cld be a [b]Big 'J'[/b] nothing else.
Guys, I almost had cried the day she had a haircut. Her waist-length hair was now just a few inches blo her shoulders. I liked her with long hair, but she nvr listened to me. I know, I don't hv the leadership skills to influence [i]anyone[/i].Payal always said how she had the 'most boring hair in the world', and how she cld 'do nothing with it'. I nvr quite understood it, as I liked her hair; loved it actually. Anyway, her hair still looked nice and she promised me that she'll never cut-short 'em to this length again.

We used to fight a lot, I don't rem the single week in which we haven't had the arguments. I really used to hate her when she starts giving lectures to me, I used to look at her, quitely. At those days it was my ultimate fantasy to cut this crap tie her with her dupataa and hurl her to her 'place' @ Anand Niketan, from the clg only. But, it z also true. Even though everynight I used to try to hate her but it's impossible to hate her(not just for me but to every one) n next morning we used to meet like as nothing has happened. That's the speciality of Payal she knows how to forgive ppl. She does not only have this speciality but she also knows how to examine people very well. She has helped me all throgh in college with her this speciallity. But one mistake she did in examine that [i]moron[/i] am stunned at[:o][:(]. I won't go in detail. I wonder hw ppl evn can dare to break her heart[:o][:x] I would consider myslf the luckiest person on earth, if I get a chance to f*** all d happiness of that punk.[:x][:x]

huh!Neverthless,There was a time when we used to share every POSSIBLE thing wid each other...I must say, shez extremely kind and adorable....and can do anything for her dearest one.....I really love u buddy ...and hell [i]missss you a lot[/i]...hey buddy :)..2me she's verrrry predictable n also very sensitive at times.. & did I mention she loves 2 dance??..wel she does big time.[:d][:d]she can jump on da benches to hum some silly punjabi song n can do her matkas n jhatkas[:d][:p]!!
If it's in my hand, I wld bring all the happiness of the world to her.Payal, I know hw many differences we have, but you can still bank on me. Whenever you'll face any crap of this damn world, you'll find this mumma's boy standing at your side [:)]Payal life is too short to have every thing, am lucky to have you in my life. Plz be there for me always as I'll be there for you forever.[b]Cheers![/b]
[i]'tum ho toh gata hai dil,jo tum nahi toh geet kahan...'[/i]*Sobing*

Kabhi-kabhi mere dili mai khayal aata hai,
Uss khayal mai koi khas aata hai
Mera pagal dil srif usi khas ko chahta hai
Lagta hai mera usse aaj ka nahi, janmon ka naata hai
Koshish toh krta hun poori ki wo mujhe mil jaaye
Mil ke umar bhar mera saath nibhaye
Par usse meri baat samajh nahi aati hai
Ya shayad wo zaamaney se ghabrati hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khyal ata hai ki
Usse bhi batado koi
Ki usse bhi batado koi, ki usse bhi batado koi,
Ki usse koi usse kitna chahata hai.

Will you be mine!!

I remember the last valentine;
I had a question in my mind:
Will you be mine?
Will you be mine?
But, I couldn’t tell you anything;
Though, I had that proposal ring:
I came back home really sad;
My eyes were iron red:
I was about to cry;
When I decided to give it another try:
Day became hay:
And quickly passed away;
I still remember that night:
In which I had cried;
You were there in my dreams;
I realized and madly screamed:
That, it was just a dream.
That, it was just a dream.
I can’t forget that day;
When you had actually moved away:
Had you really gone?
Leaving me completely alone?
But, I was always there with you;
Whenever there was a fight between us two:
I always want to see you happy, no matter what;
Coz, you are the only girl, who lives in my heart:
It was my only belief;
The only single reason for my relief:
That, one day you’ll surely come back;
And life will give me another take:
And give me a chance to make you happy;
Like by writing poems crappy:
Valentine has come again;
And my question still remains;
Will you be mine, will you be mine?
Baby, every thing would be fine;
If you’ll reply with a ‘yes’ to this line;
Will you be mine?
Will you be mine?

Ohh!! I Miss You!!

The time when you called;
Every thing just stalled:
I wanted to talk some more;
But the connection just tore:
I was with my dad;
Looking grim and sad:
He just wanted to know the reason;
And I was I thinking of going loving season:
Was thinking of kissing you;
Baby, I had already started missing you.

I had known Pune to be Education hub;
But it was appearing to me as a city of LOVE!!!
Was seeing couples, and more couples in every street;
Watching them was like a treat:
But, I ignored them as I was with my dad;
I thought of you and became sad:
I thought of pissing up a few;
Baby, you are mine I was really missing you.

It was eight’ o clock, in the night;
I was standing in hotel room’s balcony, at the right:
I dialed up your number, to listen to the refreshing ‘Hi!’
But my sheer bad luck that I had to bid an early ‘goodbye!’
Baby, if you believe me, I can listen to you forever;
Dear you are my girl, don’t leave me ever:
You are sweet like sugar, I seriously love you;
Every time you go away I really miss you.

One day became two days;
Due to some flight delays:
Two days looked like two years;
I was all in my sticky tears:
Was hiding my face from the crowd;
I wanted to cry really loud:
It was one’o clock;
When I landed at Delhi airport:
I wanted to talk you somehow;
To tell you that my interview was ‘wow!’
But, I simply messaged you;
That, I really missed you.

Jee chahta hai ki aaj tumhe koi sapna dedu,
Sapne mai koi apna dedu
Jise yaad karke pyar se jago tum subah,
Aisi koi kalpana dedu

Lessons from Past Relationship

Welcome,

Guys, Iam yet nt hv in ne relationshp....I mean mah relatioships wz of one sided only....
a.) Occasionly, If I start liking any particular gal, then that particular gal nvr falls for meh...
b.) Oftenly, Gals fall for meh...bt I nvr fall for 'em....
Still, wtevr I hv learnt frm dse half sided relatioships I wann to xplain it to u...am explaining in pts...

1.) Do nt take ages.... to express ur feelings to a gal...in simple terms I LOVE YOU!!...othrwse you'll end up standinn at loosin side.

2.) SMS part 1 - If gal msgs you, then you hv to rply within 3 hrs to shw dat u r intrestd...tho d ideal time z 3 secz :

3.) SMS part 2 - Evry tym she msgs you, you hv to shw..dat u r waithing for her SMS only..and you care so much, tho yu care for FCUK(am talkinn abt BRAND!!)

4 Msd call - huh! I hate if gal gives me a msd cal...you nvr knw wat you hv to do o_O eihter you hv to call her or hv to gv a msd call back : in ma opinion...you nvr-nvr call her back atleast in initial stage of ur relationship...othrwse she'll becum habitual to dis...n frm nxt tym, wnevr she has to talk to you...she'll gv u a msd call, F***, yu are nt stupid arshole...to waste your bal on her stupid talks...and you hv got othr relations too, to talk wid...your family, friends...n ofcourse your other GFs.

5.) Let'z meet up - What??>Why??>When??>Where??>How?? FUCK!!! ...She'll say
a. am dying to meet you o_O
b. When we r meetinn :)
c. Let's meet up ;;)
And you hv to arrange all 4W's + 1H (Economics huh!!)
PS: Let's meet in hell...Whr, I'll pay for all your Sins.

6 You'r b'ful - Did I mention dat u hv d most b'ful gal wid u?? welll yu hv...or atlast u hv to preten like dis...jitni tariff karni hai karo : I knw shez nt but wat's d harm in lying....If she starts *blushing*(OMG!!!) It's already enuff 4 d day : Warning : If she caught you...dat u r faking things up to make her happy.....Beware! This can backfire u...

7.) Finance - There z absolutly no need to spend big bucks on gals...Unless shez a hungry bitch...She'l nvr ask for much...rather she'l spend on u...If she likes u ;) ...So N-joy d blessings of d God and go for Sat nyt parties on her money :P ;) Warning : You shld nt sound like a dog whu asks for rikshaw fare on a date :) Al d BEST ;)

8.) One gal's man - Yea, I knw nbdy z, bt again wat's d harm in dis to show dat dre z not othr women in ur lyf apart frm ur mum n sis...cuz galz are too possessive to take dis, dat dre z evn 1/4th of anothr gal in ur lyf...leave d full grown up woman.

Now few tips for You!!
1.) Speak Sense.
2.) Dress Smart (Fact: Woman prefers formals over casuals).
3.) Show Class, if u have :P
4.) You hv al d tym for d gal.
5.) You r lukinn for true love nt for d damn!! (got it).
6.) And, yes you are SINGLE!!

PS: Never forget gal's frnns name, n frnns...frnns name, n dre frnns name...lol
I hope you ppl knw abt mah actual profile...http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Profile.aspx?rl=fpp&uid=15451646593963393961