Lessons from Past Relationship

Welcome,

Guys, Iam yet nt hv in ne relationshp....I mean mah relatioships wz of one sided only....
a.) Occasionly, If I start liking any particular gal, then that particular gal nvr falls for meh...
b.) Oftenly, Gals fall for meh...bt I nvr fall for 'em....
Still, wtevr I hv learnt frm dse half sided relatioships I wann to xplain it to u...am explaining in pts...

1.) Do nt take ages.... to express ur feelings to a gal...in simple terms I LOVE YOU!!...othrwse you'll end up standinn at loosin side.

2.) SMS part 1 - If gal msgs you, then you hv to rply within 3 hrs to shw dat u r intrestd...tho d ideal time z 3 secz :

3.) SMS part 2 - Evry tym she msgs you, you hv to shw..dat u r waithing for her SMS only..and you care so much, tho yu care for FCUK(am talkinn abt BRAND!!)

4 Msd call - huh! I hate if gal gives me a msd cal...you nvr knw wat you hv to do o_O eihter you hv to call her or hv to gv a msd call back : in ma opinion...you nvr-nvr call her back atleast in initial stage of ur relationship...othrwse she'll becum habitual to dis...n frm nxt tym, wnevr she has to talk to you...she'll gv u a msd call, F***, yu are nt stupid arshole...to waste your bal on her stupid talks...and you hv got othr relations too, to talk wid...your family, friends...n ofcourse your other GFs.

5.) Let'z meet up - What??>Why??>When??>Where??>How?? FUCK!!! ...She'll say
a. am dying to meet you o_O
b. When we r meetinn :)
c. Let's meet up ;;)
And you hv to arrange all 4W's + 1H (Economics huh!!)
PS: Let's meet in hell...Whr, I'll pay for all your Sins.

6 You'r b'ful - Did I mention dat u hv d most b'ful gal wid u?? welll yu hv...or atlast u hv to preten like dis...jitni tariff karni hai karo : I knw shez nt but wat's d harm in lying....If she starts *blushing*(OMG!!!) It's already enuff 4 d day : Warning : If she caught you...dat u r faking things up to make her happy.....Beware! This can backfire u...

7.) Finance - There z absolutly no need to spend big bucks on gals...Unless shez a hungry bitch...She'l nvr ask for much...rather she'l spend on u...If she likes u ;) ...So N-joy d blessings of d God and go for Sat nyt parties on her money :P ;) Warning : You shld nt sound like a dog whu asks for rikshaw fare on a date :) Al d BEST ;)

8.) One gal's man - Yea, I knw nbdy z, bt again wat's d harm in dis to show dat dre z not othr women in ur lyf apart frm ur mum n sis...cuz galz are too possessive to take dis, dat dre z evn 1/4th of anothr gal in ur lyf...leave d full grown up woman.

Now few tips for You!!
1.) Speak Sense.
2.) Dress Smart (Fact: Woman prefers formals over casuals).
3.) Show Class, if u have :P
4.) You hv al d tym for d gal.
5.) You r lukinn for true love nt for d damn!! (got it).
6.) And, yes you are SINGLE!!

PS: Never forget gal's frnns name, n frnns...frnns name, n dre frnns name...lol
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